Salad: meat-free hotdogs, feta cheese, sugarsnap peas, cucumber, carrot, red pepper, red onion, beetroot, chilli, pumpkin seeds, sultanas, lemon juice, olive oil, low-fat yoghurt + grated mozzarella + basmati rice
Stew: passatta, light coconut milk, red onion, red pepper, garlic, carrot, mangetout, sweetcorn, lentils, walnuts, flour dumplings with low-fat yoghurt + basmati rice, dehydrated tofu
Binge dessert: low-fat yoghurt, chocolate hazelnut spread, peanut butter, two Custard Creams, pumpkin seeds
Dehydrated tofu, two oranges and whisky with ginger beer, hoping to get rid of back pain after stupidly staying up till 4am the night before.
Drunken popcorn with salt
Shortly after finishing this, I barfed most of the evening’s food.
And so endeth my confession today.